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Points are for pansies………..

After reviewing wine for some time now and purposely NOT issuing a point rating to the wines, a thought just struck me – “points are for pansies”. Yes, the same points that so religiously guide the marketing machines behind the wine industry and yes the same points all too many consumers have come to look to.

To give points to such a subjective product like wine is – to me – catering to the pansies out there that are too afraid to try new wines and embrace their own palate. In a way, they have a wine phobia – call it being trapped into a certain realm of wine (by region, varietal etc), but for some odd reason these pansies can’t get their asses out there and try new things. They’re too scared to try something new – i.e. a pansy.

I have a question for these people: “What do you have to lose”? I mean, really? So what you don’t like it, who cares? At least you’ll know what the wine tastes like and in doing so educate your palate. I HIGHLY recommend to these folks that they promptly apply to attend their closest university and get an engineering degree cause Lord knows, they’re going to need to know how to “build a bridge and GET OVER IT!”

The sooner all of us get off of whatever it is that keeps us buying the same wines over and over again, the better it’ll be for everyone and ultimately the entire industry. Good wines are out there at every price point, however, until you get over your bridge (insert analogy here); the happier your palate will be because you’re helping to actually train it. Think of trying new wines from all types of regions exercise for you palate – like weight-lifting – the more reps you do, the stronger your palate kung-fu will be and that’s always a good thing.

-duane pemberton

  • Darin
    Comparing Wine making to Football? Hrm. Wine isn't a game. Wine doesn't generate billions in advertising either.

    Wine scores are like the points in Whose line is it Anyway. They Don't matter. Or, they Do matter - but only to people getting high 'scores'.

    What wine scores attempt to do is provide 'context' for the relative enjoyment one will have drinking the wine. The crux is, it's like scoring painters. It's like scoring music. Sure there are technical aspects which 'tend' to underpin 'good' in both music and art - but when push comes to shove, only the consumer can and should decide for themselves what 'good' means.

    The consumer. The consumer has been tricked into thinking they are too busy to make ANY decisions. The consumer snaps up products that save them 'seconds' in their day. The consumer spends money on things they are told will make their life better and quicker. The consumer doesn't want to think. Hence, wine ratings. Somebody else has done the thinking for them.

    Here right on the bottle is a promise of goodness for the consumer. I think what I'm trying to express can best be conveyed from the Hit movie "Tommy Boy". As you read, substitute "points" for guarantee, and "bottle" for Box.

    Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
    Ted: I'm listening.
    Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
    Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
    Tommy: 'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
    Ted: What's your point?
    Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
    Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
    Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
    Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.


    And that, friends, is why Point ratings suck.

    :)
  • I agree that points might just be the last thing new wine drinkers should worry about. Mr. Kemp is right in that points are fun, but it seems that most consumers give too much weight to them, believing that "if the Enthusiast likes it, so should I." I personally still have "whoa!" moments when I come across a 95 pointer and think "shit, this must be the sweat of Venus." For me that moment is kind of fun. But when it comes down to it, I have far more fun drinking the juice that my friends bring me or tell me about. And that's what drunking wine is all about, IMHO.
  • Brian Kemp
    But people are competitive, and scores matter - that's why you keep score in football! Of course, I would expect a wine scoring an 83 to be almost as good as a wine with an 88 score, and worth a try if it was something new.
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