Right from the files of “you can’t make this stuff up” comes a new product aimed at red wine drinkers called “Wine Wipes” – think of it as a moist-towelette to remove wine stains. I know, it sounds cheesy – is it just me, or does the chick in this pic look like a dude?

She impressed him with her impeccable taste in wine…

She wooed him with her extensive knowledge of current affairs…

She made him laugh so hard he almost blew Pinot out his nose…

Unfortunately for her, it wasn’t her witty humor that made him chuckle, it was her glaring red wine stained teeth…

Luckily, there’s no need to switch to Chardonnay, thanks to Wine Wipes, an innovative new product created especially for red wine drinkers who want to wipe that wine off their smile. The gentle orange blossom flavored Wine Wipes quickly and easily remove the stain and clean the palate without interfering with the wine tasting experience.

Wine Wipes come in a pocket sized compact with 20 wipes and a mirror inside the lid for quick and discreet usage. Suggested Retail Price is $6.95 per compact; cheaper than your average glass of wine.